Ask a ninja presents The ninja handbook : the international order of ninjas / painfully transcribed by Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols.
After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die-probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could've been.
Record details
- ISBN: 9780307405807
- ISBN: 030740580X
- Physical Description: 326 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
- Edition: 1st ed.
- Publisher: New York : Three Rivers Press, [2008]
- Copyright: ©2008
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General Note: | "This book looks forward to killing you soon." |
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Subject: | Ninja > Humor. American wit and humor. |
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Location | Call Number / Copy Notes | Barcode | Shelving Location | Status | Due Date |
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Bronson Branch | 818.602 SAR (Text) | 35403424143258 | Non-Fiction | Available | - |